Angelina Jolie talks about the twins
In an interview with GMTV, Angelina Jolie says she had trouble simultaneously breastfeeding her 4-month-old twins, Knox and Viv, and also discusses how she and Brad Pitt attend events with baby pee on them. According to Us Weekly:
“You think, ‘Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that,’ she says in an interview on […]
Nicole Kidman has nipples (Or at least half of the world’s tiniest one)
If you’re like me, you’d swear on your mother’s grave Nicole Kidman does not have nipples because, seriously, has anyone ever seen one? Up until now, you’d have better luck capturing Bigfoot. While attending the Sydney premiere of her new movie Australia, Nicole gave the world a glimpse at her impossibly small areola. I’ve literally […]
No commentsMichael Jackson’s brain erroneously valued at $350,000
Apparently, it requires a highly trained expert to figure out what the fuck is going on inside Michael Jackson’s head. Shocker! The NY Daily News reports:
A sheikh subsidizing Michael Jackson spent almost $350,000 on a brain-power guru to help the singer’s creative juices flow.
“Mind-mapping and motivational guru” Tony Buzan came to Bahrain for a week […]
Britney Spears apparently hates looking awesome, seeing her kids
After regaining her figure and being allowed to transport her sons across state lines without a SWAT team escort, you’d think Britney Spears would be happy with her new life. She’s not. In an upcoming documentary Britney: For the Record, she reveals her torment, and also that she saw that Groundhog Day movie once. The […]
No commentsJessica Simpson should go easy on the collagen
To whoever convinced Jessica Simpson all men want to secretly bang Daisy Duck, hardy har har, asshole.
I kid. High five! Do Heidi Montag next.
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No commentsRobert Pattinson attends the premiere of that movie your little sister won’t stop shrieking about
Robert Pattinson walked the red carpet last night for the world premiere of Twilight where he was reportedly deafened by 50 bajillion screaming teens who thought it’d be cool to scratch their necks all up to simulate a vampire bite. Ha ha. That’s our future, folks. I’m drowning myself in the tub. Us Magazine reports:
“They […]
Britney Spears is somehow meeting men
Britney Spears, despite being legally insane, went out on a date last night with a mystery man at Sur in Los Angeles. This has to be a kick in the birth canal for all the sane women out there who know that children aren’t an end table for your cellphone yet still can’t find a […]
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